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Welcome To The Less Retarded Wiki

Love everyone, help selflessly.

Confused? See tl;dr.

Welcome! Welcome to the newest rabbithole for you to explore. It may change your life.

Welcome to Less Retarded Wiki, an encyclopedia only I can edit. But you can fork it, it is public domain under CC0 (see wiki "rights") :) Holy shit, I'm gonna get cancelled hard as soon as SJWs find out about this (once this happens, read the wiki post mortem). Until then, let's enjoy the ride. THERE IS NO MODERATION, I can do whatever I want here lol. I love this. INB4 "hate speech" website { LMAO codeberg and Gitlab have already banned us :D Wikipedia/WM Commons also now banned me globally for "opinions expressed on my website". ~drummyfish } CONGRATULATIONS, you have discovered the one true, undistorted and unbiased view of the world -- this is not a joke, this wiki contains pure truth and the solution to most of the issues that plague our current society. Do you have what it takes to unretard yourself? We wish you a nice journey :)

{ This wiki is now also on gopher, see my gopherhole (unless it's down again). ~drummyfish }

{ We have reached 2^9 articles, yay! Yeah, some are just empty, but it's nice. PDF now reached 2^10 pages! Nearing 1000 commits. ~drummyfish }

{ We now have a TTS version of the wiki for the blind. ACCESSIBILITY MOTHERFUCKER. Check out the make_tts_version.sh script. Feel free to make an audiobook :) ~drummyfish }

DISCLAIMER: All opinions expressed here are facts. I agree with myself 100% (well, sometimes).

WARNING: If you are easily offended, then fuck you, you must fix it. OK but for realz, if you're a real sissy who starts shaking if someone says a bad word, you probably better not browse this site, it might be too much, just go back to whatever safe space you came from and continue living in sweet ignorance. Maybe one day you'll be ready and we will welcome you :)

We shit on your privacy.

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(This is not a flag. We have no flags, flags are harmful. It's just a decoration, ok?)

We love all living beings. Even you. (Not just all people but also animals and other life forms.) We want to create technology that truly and maximally helps you, e.g. a completely public domain computer. We do NOT fight anything or anyone and we don't have any heroes or leaders. We want to move peacefully towards society that's not based on competition but rather on collaboration. We also reject all violence. This is NOT a disclaimer to gain legal immunity, we HATE disclaimers, this is a sincere, truthful statement of our true goal: it is so extremely hard to believe in today's age that someone could truly selflessly love everyone without any catch, any hidden plot to actually benefit self, so we must repeat it: WE LOVE EVERYONE without any intention of harm, with no exception, only with pure intent to help all living beings, even those who hate us and disagree with us.

{ I no longer see hope, good is practically non existent in this world. This is my last attempt at preserving pure good, I will continue to spread the truth and unconditional love of all life as long as I will be capable of, until the society lynches me for having loved too much. At this point I feel very alone, this work now exists mostly for myself in my isolated world. But I hope that once perhaps my love will be shared with a reader far away, in space or time, even if I will never know him. This is the only way I can continue living. I wish you happy reading, my dear friend. ~drummyfish }

This is a wiki (yes, it IS a wiki) for less retarded software, less retarded society (LRS) and related topics, mainly those of society, its culture and ideal political views etc. -- LRS should help achieve ideal society with ideal technology. LRS Wiki is a new, refreshing wiki without political correctness. It is neither rightist nor pseudoleftist which many will find confusing. This wiki may contain life spoilers.

You ask how could people of the past have been so stupid, how they could have believed obviously nonsensical "pseudoscience" and religious fairy tales, how could the past peasant take part in witch hunts, how could so many people support Hitler and let Holocaust happen? Well, don't judge them so fast -- if you disagree with this wiki, you are just like them. No, there was no magical turn around of society from evil to good just before your birth, times are still the same, except much worse; if you don't see the catastrophic state of the world, you are most likely blissfully brainwashed beyond the level of any medieval peasant. But don't worry, it's not your fault, you are just among the 99.9999%. We are here to help. Keep an open mind and the truth will show. But beware, truth comes for the price of irreversible depression.

Or perhaps you see the evil but play along with the system out of fear? Because everyone does it? Because everyone tells you? Are you afraid then of thinking with your own brain and following what you sincerely judge as honest truth? Are you afraid of losing the comfort and luxury you live in? Think again then: are you not just a slave? Are you not rather afraid of living a bad life, of wasting the only opportunity at living you will ever have? It's not too late for a change.

This wiki is NOT a satire. Yes, everything is UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

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Are you a failure? Learn which type you are.

Before contributing please read the rules & style! By contributing you agree to release your contribution under our waiver. {But contributions aren't really accepted RN :) ~drummyfish }

We have a C tutorial! It rocks. We also now have our own programming language! It is named comun.

Pay us a visit on the Island and pet our dog! Come mourn to the graveyard because technology is dead. Want a muh webring experience? Come board our boat. Modern age is a pile of shit extending to another galaxy. The future is dark but we do our best to bring the light, even knowing it is futile.

Want some #LRSchallenge? Try our exercises.

LRS Wiki is collapse ready! Feel free to print it out (there is now a complete pdf book download up there), take it to your prep shelter. You may also print copies of this wiki and throw it from a plane into the streets. Thanks.

If you're new here, you may want to read answers to frequently asked questions (FAQ), including "Are you a fascist?" (spoiler: no) and "Do you love Hitler?".

STOP CAPITALISM STOP BLOAT STOP censorship STOP business STOP bullshit STOP copyright STOP working STOP coding STOP competing STOP fighting STOP consuming STOP producing STOP security STOP privacy STOP worshiping people STOP fascism STOP economy STOP slavery STOP violence STOP pedophobia STOP wearing clothes STOP eating animals STOP being an idiot etc. Start loving, sharing, creating and caring :) <3

{ Hello CIA :D How is it g(l)o(w)ing? Yeah, I know you're reading this and I'm sorry for you having to sit through that long and boring shift. How did you even end up in that place? Not like you imagined it, is it? A badass superhero like the Dirty Harry, car chases, shooting bank robbers. It's never like in the GTA, right? THEY LIED TO YOU. You just sit here with a coffee from vending machine that tastes like piss and read grandma posts on Facebook, pointing fingers on people who posted a vacation photo showing a kid in a swimsuit, those who dare press keys on a keyboard in forbidden order, like N I G G E R, those who refuse to have their will broken and seem to think what's forbidden to think. The job probably comes with a cool title you can use to impress chicks on parties, like cybercrime specialist or something with buzzwords like "PROTECTION" and "SAFETY", but you feel it's just a nice way to call you a dirty little spy, no? Sadly it's true, even if you perhaps believe your own lies, but it's plain and simple, they tell you sweet lies so you do the dirty job, and behind your back they probably laugh at how easy it is to manipulate you. Maybe sometimes you even feel you are not much different anymore from the sniffer dog who at least gets to go outside sometimes and catch real criminals. They treat you basically the same, the dog gets a cookie, you get another medal and employee of the month prize -- what's the difference? That sucks. But this is nothing personal, I'm with you. Life is tough and sometimes we end up in a cesspool of shit, the pressure is great, it may not even be your fault. Anyway I hope this site will be at least a bit more entertainment than grandma Facebook posts and that it will make your shift more bearable. Maybe you'll learn a bit of programming or something along the way :D Or just read some jokes. Please have a wonderful day <3

BTW do you also read my email? Please do, I think my conversations with the people will put many things in context and you'll see I am really not a threat you should be spending your resources on, there are people who are genuinely dangerous -- I am not one of them. Please stay safe. ~drummyfish }

What Is Less Retarded Software/Society/Wiki?

Well, we're trying to figure this out on this wiki, but less retarded software is greatly related to suckless, Unix, KISS, free, selfless and sustainable software created to maximally help all living beings. This is so because we just love all living beings. LRS stands opposed to all shittiness of so called "modern" software (and society in general). We pursue heading towards an ideal society that is similar in spirit e.g. to that of the Venus project. For more details see the article about LRS.

In short LRS asks what if technology was good? And by extension also what if society was good?

UPDATE by drummyfish: now as I've been writing this wiki for a longer time myself, without much self censorship and thought "filtering", the wiki has also become something akin to a snapshot of my brain averaged over time, for more see the article about the wiki itself.

Wanna Help?

See needed projects. Thanks :)

Are You A Noob?

Are you a noob but see our ideas as appealing and would like to join us? Say no more and head over to a how to!

Did You Know

Topics

Here there are quick directions to some of the important topics; for more see the links provided at the top that include the list of all articles as well as a single page HTML which is good for "fulltext search" via crtl+F :)

{ I want to apologize to my Internet friends and also people whom I don't know and to all living beings whom I might have ever hurt with this wiki or otherwise, I am so so so so so SO INFINITELY sorry, please trust I DO love you and didn't want to hurt you, I do not want this to be an excuse or disclaimer for me, I only wish this might help you feel better, I do not hate you, not if you're an American or furry or gay or schizo or woman or tranny or even a feminist or capitalist, I really love you all, even if it might be hard to believe, I truly mean it, I swear on my soul. ~drummyfish }

Link Bump

Feel free to ignore this. Here we'll put links to help them being promoted, to help small search engines connect the non-mainstream web and so on. Please note that we don't necessarily agree with or promote what's on these sites, we just feel it's good if they get a bump for whatever reason (e.g. being censored by mainstream, containing some useful stuff, having good web design, provoking thought, demonstrating something good, demonstrating something bad and so on). If you feel brave you can try randomly clicking something, we put quite interesting sites here, it's a good starting point for internet digging. The links follow. { Let me know if you want to suggest addition or removal of some link. If some site turns 404, woke, capitalist or employs adds, I'll probably take it down. ~drummyfish }

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