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Stereotype

Stereotypes are general statistical observations about groups of people, such as different races, nations or professions, which have been discovered naturally and became part of common knowledge (without rigorous scientific effort). Stereotypes are good because they tell us what we may expect from different kinds of people. Of course no one, maybe with the exception of blonde women, is so stupid as to think stereotypes apply 100% -- let us repeat they are STATISTICAL observations, they talk about probabilities.

Stereotypes are also good for showing us the diversity of human races and cultures. Pseudoleftists want to suppress awareness of stereotypes by calling them "offensive" or "discriminating", aiming to create a sterile gray society without any differences, without any beauty and richness of all the wonderful shapes and forms human beings can take. Do not support political correctness and cultural castration, spread the knowledge of stereotypes throughout the world. This page is dedicated to preserving the cultural heritage of wonderful human stereotypes.

Some stereotypes are:

• by region/nation:
  • Africans:
    • 100% black (the blackest kind of black), no exception
    • primitive bushmen stuck in stone age dancing around fire to the sound of bonga-bonga drums, worship animals as gods, may be cannibals
    • countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
    • peak suffering: hunger, AIDS, malaria, no education, no healthcare, no water, flies will eat you alive (unless elephant kills you or you step on a cobra), ...
    • those who sail the seas are modern pirates
    • weird fashion: bones in ears, huge discs in lips, neck rings, crocodile scars etc.
    • poverty beyond imagination, 99% illiterate, capital cities look like hobo sites on any other continent, average citizen makes a maximum of 1 cent per day
    • speaking extremely broken English
    • can be a good sprinter or marathon runner, normal professions include: safari guide for tourists, president of the country, poacher or anti-poaching guard
    • national musical instrument is vuvuzela
    • named probably Barak, Muntu, Xixao or something like that
    • Egyptians:
      • DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
      • Egypt basically consists of three things: the Nile river, the Pyramids and the Sphinx, otherwise it's just sand
      • the first word that comes to mind about Egypt is "mummies"
      • same stereotypes as Arabs
  • Americans (USA):
    • extremely stupid, primitive, close-minded, not knowing geography/history besides the US, think US is the center of the world (and probably whole Universe), fascist and proud of their country beyond any measure, wear USA flag as a shirt
    • morbidly obese, eat only fast food, have no real cuisine, most meals consist of hamburgers
    • shallow, obsessed with looks (white teeth, plastic surgeries etc.)
    • materialist, obsessed with money, hardcore capitalists, panic fear of anything resembling communism/socialism or selflessness
    • arrogant, rude, individualist, self-centered
    • overly eccentric, extroverted, loud behavior, nightmare tourists
    • violent, militant, imperialist, constantly invade other countries, everyone has a gun and shoots at everything including their own presidents
    • don't mind violence but are afraid of public nudity, get panic attacks when see a naked child or nipple on TV
    • solve things by brute force rather than by smartness
    • stupid childish comic magazines are peak of their culture
    • obsessed with working as much as possible only for the sake of working, and force others to do the same
    • want everything big
    • degenerated, first world problems
    • illogical and retarded measuring units, such as "feet", "arms", "yardsticks", "pounds", "Grand Canyons", "Texases" etc.
    • shit products, anything "made in USA" breaks immediately
    • everything is fake, a cheap copy of things from other cultures, mushed and mix together without any taste or moderation (a "luxury" house will have Chinese vases next to Egyptian statues and ancient Greek columns put side by side with medieval armor and life sized Stormtrooper statue to top it off)
    • wild west, survival of the fittest, they have highest tech weapons but mentality comparable to cavemen
    • typical name is John McDonald
    • aliens always attack USA first
      • California: weed, surfers, hippies, SJWs, Hollywood hype
      • Florida: old people, everyone moves there for retirement, constant holidays and fun
      • Indians (red skinned natives): one with the nature, drunk, lazy, own casinos, perform rituals involving dancing around fire, headbands of feathers, weapon of choice is tomahawk, scalp their enemies, as ghosts fuck with people who build houses on their burial grounds
      • Texas: cigar smoking oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country, ultra right wing
      • US south: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, racist, rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country, very typical accent
  • Antarctica:
    • no stereotypes yet, wait maybe four or five centuries
  • Arabs:
    • dirty, wipe butts with bare hands
    • terrorists, suicidal bombers, Islam fanatics
    • women are belly dancers, also have no rights
    • bearded men dressed in carpets, women walk completely covered in bed sheets just with holes for eyes
    • pedophiles, polygamists, goat fuckers
    • smoke shisha everyday
    • some may be rich oil sheikhs
    • count everything in camels
    • obsessed with carpets, some can even fly them
    • weapon of choice is dagger or that weird curved sword, also acid to the face or bomb
    • on plane make everyone nervous
    • names: Ahmed, Muhammad, Ali, Abdul, Aladin, ...
  • Asians: see asian race
    • Chinese:
      • smart, wise, have proverbs about everything
      • do martial arts, able to levitate by power of will
      • eat bats, cats and dogs
      • firing squad executions are part of daily life
      • names sound as if you throw a pot down the stairs
      • somehow managed to merge """communism""" with ultracapitalism, result of which is a surveillance dystopia that's a nightmare to live in
      • make crappy off brands and cheap copies of western art, steal "intellectual property", manufacture cheap things at large quantities, everything is "made in China"
      • don't value "human rights", no work safety, elevators and escalators kill everyone
      • obsessed with fireworks and dragons, especially when celebrating their weird animal-named years
      • ping-pong masters
      • play some weirdass one-string instruments whose name no one remembers
      • stereotypical look: bright yellow skin, wear conical hats, have large front teeth and extremely slanted eyes
      • skin is more yellow compared to other asians
      • top two colors are red and gold
      • no one will help you emergency, if you are dying in the streets people will just walk by and not notice you { This is very well known on gore sites, it's not even a stereotype but basically a fact apparent from watching many videos of accidents, it may be related to the eastern culture of "not minding the others' business". The phenomenon itself is NOT unique to china, it's known to psychology, called diffusion of responsibility, however in China it is very strong and even appears in situations without crowds of people. I don't want to describe the graphic videos in detail, but it's basically the case that people will for example keep filming their friend drowning from up close, when he absolutely clearly needs helps, they just will not help. This may be important to know when traveling to China, knowing you can't rely on others helping you in emergency may save your life -- if you need help, call very clearly for help and address someone in specific to help you. ~drummyfish }
    • Japanese:
      • like extremely weird stuff like studying train schedules for fun or marrying sex dolls instead of human partners
      • salarymen regularly jump out of skyscraper windows due to overworking depression
      • men talking Japanese to other men sound as if being aggressive to each other even if in fact being polite or talking something uninteresting
      • everyone reads manga and goes to sushi bar with karaoke after work
      • exceptionally precise, always on time, well organized
      • have extremely technologically advanced toilets
      • commit seppuku when fail at something important
      • as tourists in other countries are fascinated by mundane things
      • hentai, weird porn often involving tentacles and lolis
      • can't say "l", they replace it with "r", and they end every word with "u"
      • bizarre TV shows
      • pot haircut
      • short, pale and fragile, bad at strength sports
      • wear kimono
      • disciplined, hard working, educated people, everything is clean and tidy, zero criminality, people have hobbies such as origami, bug collecting or growing bonsai trees
      • anime absolutely everywhere
      • all women are sexy cute lolis wearing schoolgirl uniforms and make ideals wives: absolutely faithful and subdued to their husband, diligently maintain household, never complain, never express opinions
      • may be a samurai, ninja, sumo fighter or yakuza member, women are geishas
      • whale hunters
      • regularly attacked by Godzilla
      • if not attacked by Godzilla, earthquake is happening
      • named usually something like Toshiba Mitsubishi
    • Mongolia:
      • everyone rides a horse constantly
      • everyone wears a bow
      • may own a personal hawk to help with hunting
      • kinda the aggressive barbarian nation of Asia
      • mongolian = stupid
    • North Korea:
      • these stereotypes are highly secret to foreigners
    • South Korea:
      • best pro gamers in the world
      • wannabe americans, funny chinks trying to look like wallstreet businessmen
      • always named Kim
  • Australians:
    • tough men, living surrounded by extremely dangerous animals such as flying spiders, fight crocodiles every day
    • walk on their heads
    • hunt with boomerangs, play didgeridoo
    • ride kangaroos
    • flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world, proving that science is real
  • Earth:
    • no stereotypes yet (until we establish colonies on other planets)
  • European:
    • old and cultivated culture, class, nobility -- Europe is to the world what UK is to Europe
    • things are more "sane", reasonable, stable and balanced compared to the US
    • socialists and communists (from US perspective)
    • europoor (also from US perspective)
    • uncut penises
    • Austria:
      • You mean Australia?
      • You mean Germany?
      • men often look like the stereotypical Austria-Hungary officer with moustache and sabre sword
      • skiing, schnitzel
    • Belgians:
      • You mean French?
      • No famous Belgians exist (and if so, only fictional).
    • Czech:
      • you mean Czechoslovakia?
      • heavy drinkers, especially beer
      • friendly but appear cold
      • beautiful women, sluts
      • whores and pornstars
      • simpletons
      • nightmare tourists, behave like shit in foreign countries, are funny and ridiculous, carry tons of stuff to the beaches
      • named Petr Novak
    • Dutch (Netherlands):
      • everyone rides bicycles
      • all drugs legal and sold everywhere
      • tall anorexic slendermen
      • everyone wears weird wooden shoes
    • English:
      • well mannered, polite, reserved, educated, classy, formal, will stick to formalities even in face of death
      • conservative, old fashioned, hold on to medieval laws just because
      • drink tea
      • dry humor
      • monarchists, FOR THE QUEEN
      • football fans, additionally also practice incomprehensible sports/games like cricket and bridge
      • dislike French
      • bad cuisine
      • ugly women
      • flappy ears
      • defenseless placebo cops that wear no guns and ride horses
    • French:
      • good lovers, passionate
      • lazy, Bohemian life, hate work
      • eat baguettes, croissants and frogs (and other disgusting stuff like snails), drink wine exclusively
      • dislike Brits
      • revolutionaries, constantly protest, strikes on the daily basis just for the heck of it
      • play accordion, may have a cigarette in his mouth
      • artists, intellectuals, always discuss politics, philosophy and art
      • arrogant, annoying snobs, look gay, "o la la!"
      • wear long curvy moustache, black and white striped shirt and beret (that weird kind of hat)
      • in war always surrender
      • language sounds funny as hell, but women love it
    • Germans:
      • no sense of humor, being kind of human robots
      • precise, efficient, organized, great technology, best engineers
      • their language has very long words and rough sounds with many Rs, Ds etc., so it can't be used to describe things such as pleasant feelings
      • cannibals
      • love beer and sausage, wear the typical colorful folk dress
      • ugly women: fat, masculine, cold, incapable of love, men are likewise fat and ugly
      • nazis
      • post-war very sensitive to anything connected to nazism, for example if someone notices a crossroads somewhere resembles a swastika, nation-wide panic will ensue
      • likewise sensitive to other sensitive topics, typically e.g. violence in video games: all blood in game is censored to green liquid
      • men are named Hans or Horst, women have horrific names such as GERTRUDE
    • Greeks:
      • lazy, poorly organized, chaotic, confused
      • garbage everywhere { I was in Greece and can confirm this. ~drummyfish }
      • homosexual as fuck since antiquity and long before it was mainstream -- some say homosexuality was invented by Greeks
      • large families
      • loud, extroverted, hospitable
      • legend has it that their sewage pipes are too narrow and so they dispose of used toilet paper by tossing it into garbage bins, GROSS
      • big nationalists
    • Hispanics:
      • telenovelas
      • sexual dances like tango, samba and penetrata
      • always happy, enjoy life, very social, passionate, horny
      • huge families, very frequent gatherings and celebrations
    • Irish:
      • tough
      • drunk and violent (Urban Dictionary has an entry on "Irish Handcuffs", which means one has no free hands because he's carrying booze in both.)
    • Italian:
      • handsome men, great lovers (said to have big penises)
      • very passionate, have heated emotional arguments even over trivial things
      • in one way or another always involved with mafia
      • family above everything, know and regularly meet very distant relatives at family gatherings
      • have mustaches
      • love pizza and pasta, men are great cooks
      • talk with hands
      • mamma mia, spaghetti pasta al dente
    • Polish:
      • very religious Christians
      • heavy drinkers
      • malnourished
      • ugly depressive environment, just blocks of gray concrete and ruins of Soviet buildings everywhere
      • may smell (Urban Dictionary has an entry on "Polish shower", standing for not showering and rather soaking oneself in extensive amounts of deodorant to cover the smell.)
      • miserable
      • kurwa
    • Scandinavia:
      • cold, show no emotion, talk little
      • extremely liberal politics, SJWs
      • Finland:
        • thanks to sauna people don't know shame of nudity -- like in Japan you go to karaoke after work, in Finland you will go to sauna after work with your colleagues and boss, all naked of course
      • Norwegian:
        • vikings, big tall, strong, aryan, muscular blonde gigachads
        • metal music
        • hunt whales
        • can only be named Olaf or Bjorn
      • Swedish:
        • women are all super hot blonde chicks with pigtails (like that one from Abba lol)
        • IKEA, meatballs n shit
    • Scottish:
      • men wear kilts (with no underwear beneath of course) and play bagpipes
      • drunk and always angry
      • red hair
    • Slovak:
      • who?
      • heavy nationalists
      • sheep shepherds living in mountains, live only on cheese
      • poorer version of Czechs
    • Spanish:
      • extroverted, social, passionate, hot blooded, dance flamenco
      • take naps on siesta, literally sleep on work
      • bullfighters (toreadors)
      • attractive tanned men
      • play guitar and castanets
      • do crazy shit like let an angry bull loose in the streets so that it murders a few random people, then they murder the bull, what a fun activity
      • men must be named Antonio, Jose, Juan or Jorge, women are practically always named Maria (or possibly Esmeralda)
  • Eskimos (also Nanook):
    • live near north pole in igloos, surrounded by polar bears and penguins (despite the fact penguins only live in the southern hemisphere)
    • have ten thousand different words for snow and/or color white
  • Indians (India):
    • extremely friendly, often too much
    • no hygiene, dirty, shit in the streets
    • smart but poor
    • good at IT but usually tech support scammers
    • spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga
    • don't know what work safety means
    • obsessed with selfies and social media, stalkers
    • transport gigantic loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
    • "car horn is the national bird of India"
    • gurus, fakirs or snake charmers
    • Bollywood, hilarious and bizarre music and TV shows
  • other countries:
    • Brazilian:
      • everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba, attends carnival
      • everyone plays football
      • nice tanned bodies, full shapes, big asses and tits, everyone wears bikini everywhere, even at school, work etc.
      • slums, poverty, drugs, violence
      • always named Ronaldo
    • Canadian:
      • extremely polite
      • ice hockey fans
      • lumberjacks
      • withstand tough conditions
      • compared to its neighbor, USA, Canada has practically achieved the ideal communist society: people don't lock doors, no homelessness, everything's free
    • Colombian:
      • drugs
    • Israeli: see the jewish race
    • Mexican:
      • short in height, fat, all wear ponchos, large sombreros and moustaches, but may also be a muscular tattooed criminal
      • drink tequila all day
      • have spiciest food on Earth that would kill any non-Mexican, most meals consist of beans, tortillas and tacos
      • lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
      • Mariachi: small groups of musicians playing (usually guitars) and singing in the streets -- if they're not around, you're not in Mexico
      • constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
      • those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
      • weapon of choice is machete
      • named Jesus, Jose or Pedro, women always named Maria
      • women usually fat and ugly but with large mamma breasts
      • on gore sites Mexican cartels are infamous for being possibly the cruelest, even compared to Al-Qaeda etc.
    • Russian:
      • very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
      • poor peasants
      • never smile or show emotion in general
      • drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
      • wear Adidas pants
      • men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
      • act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
      • ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
      • don't give a shit about anything
      • Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
      • food sucks, national food is something like boiled grass
      • good at chess
      • plays balalaika
      • babushkas everywhere
      • will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn English, which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
      • named Sasha (Alexander), Boris, Andrei, Misha, Ivan or Vlad, the only two existing women names in Russia are Anastasia and Natasha
• by races:
  • asian:
    • exceptionally smart and educated
    • you can never beat an asian at anything, be it playing an instrument or a dancing video game
    • all look the same
    • polite and humble
    • don't show emotion
    • very strict parents, children only expected to get As in school and must go to University else they'll be disowned
    • work extremely hard
    • small penises
    • can't see because of weird slanted eyes
    • men of honor
    • minimalists
    • eat only rice (with chopstick)
    • martial arts, everyone knows at least Kung Fu or Karate, may be a ninja
    • unlearnable languages of incomprehensible difficulty, written down with weird pictures
    • weapons of choice include nunchaks, katana or throwing stars
    • collectivist, sacrifice themselves for society (see kamikaze), individual's opinions and needs never matter
    • there are too many of them, lives of the poor ones have no value, work safety of peasants is non existent
    • very spiritual, mentally advanced, calm and balanced, deep insight and wisdom about philosophical questions
    • rituals with gongs and simple single-string music, preparation of tea is a sacred act
    • sense of respect and hierarchy, student-master relationships, value of mastery, old age and wisdom
  • black (also negro or "afroamerican"):
    • unintelligent, stupid, uneducated, lazy, primitive, poor, dirty, thieves and criminals
    • physically fit, good at sports, run very fast, play basketball
    • good at music, especially rhythmic music, gospel, jazz and rap, play drums, bass, saxophone or piano (but then he must be blind)
    • fathers leave their children
    • all look the same, similar to monkeys, big lips afro hairstyle
    • have gigantic dicks
    • love chicken and watermelon
    • in certain situations act like monkeys (so called chimp out), e.g. when excited they start jumping around like crazy, or when scared instinctively react by punching the perceived danger
    • racist towards whites
    • blackout means all black immediately run out to loot the stores
    • in horror movies always die first
    • says "nigger" in every sentence but gets extremely pissed if someone non-black says the word even once
    • in other movies they are tokens for the inclusivity quotas (in South Park the black guy's name is literally Token)
    • classic stereotypes such as big lips, "big momma", cotton slaves, street gangsta with stereos on his shoulder, rap star in a fur coat with gold chains on his neck etc.
    • if he is smart, then it's "street smart"
    • possible proffesions: pimp, drug dealer, thief, rapper, jazz musician, cotton slave, sprinter, basketball player, none
    • women have gigantic asses
    • very typical tone of voice, accent and body language, exagerrated hand and head gestures
    • male names: probably something like Kofi, Bubba or Marsellus
    • female names: Ebony, Oprah, literally shit like Diamond or Truth
  • gypsies:
    • lazy, don't work, steal stuff, welfare leeches, too many children, big families, young mothers
    • children don't go to school, uneducated, commonly illiterate
    • kind of "euroniggers": form gangs, do a lot of jail time, live criminal lives, involved in meth business
    • emotional, too friendly or hostile, hot-blooded, violent relationships, loud arguments
    • talent for music, especially playing fast, energetic violin music that's great for dancing, nowadays may also attempt gangsta rap
    • live in caravans, constantly moving from place to place, by white nationalists perceived as cockroaches and pest that keep appearing everywhere no matter what you do
    • those rare few that do indeed work do so either as performers at a circus or, as garbage truck drivers or fortune tellers (women)
    • very characteristic accent and slang coming from their Romani language, using words such as "more" and "gadjo"
    • weapon of choice is a pocket knife
  • jews:
    • very smart, inventive, intellectual
    • greedy
    • good at business, filthy capitalists, just count money all day
    • have the "eagle nose"
    • wear sidelocks and yarmulke (also kippah, that weird tiny kind of hat)
    • members of secret societies, closed jew-only communities, conspire for world control, some being fascists wanting to become the ruling race
    • spread everywhere like rats
    • can adapt to any environment
    • do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving sacrifice of non-jew virgins and maybe even traveling to other planets
    • bad at sports
    • typical names: Isaac, Levi (Levy), Cohen (Kohen), Esther, ...
  • slavs:
    • trolls
    • don't give a shit much about anything
    • either poor or rich Russian mafia bosses
    • cheap soviet stuff
    • the typical heavy accent
    • usually named something like Vlad, Lada, ...
  • white
    • pinnacle of evolution, like Michelangelo's David is the peak of art
    • smart, beautiful, generally good at everything
    • average penis size
    • privileged, rich, go to prestigious universities, wear suits, play golf, are members of VIP clubs
    • sometimes supremacists, "oppress" other races (knowingly or not)
    • not many strong stereotypes as whiteness is seen as the default, the norm to which others are compared
• by sex/gender/orientation/natural social role:
  • gays:
    • there are two types of gay men:
      • the sissy: easily recognizable, act feminine and theatrical, are good at art and woman jobs like ballet and organizing weddings, like pink color, fashion, cooking and cleaning, are extroverted and social, love parties and talking on phone for hours, talk like women ("sweetie", "honey", ...), in a couple plays the mommy
      • the big hairy bear biker, tattooed with beard, is silent and never smiles, in a pair plays the daddy, harder to recognize as gay
    • love to wear latex and leather
    • moustache is a must have, possibly Freddie Mercury image
    • women (lesbian) are masculine, muscular, have deep voice, ugly with short pink hair, behave a lot like men (are tough, like cars, wear pants, ...)
    • spread AIDS or a similar disease
  • men:
    • direct, strong, decisive, stubborn, overconfident, primitive, irresponsible, conservative, when provoked may easily become rude and aggressive, beat their wives, beat each other
    • competitive
    • messy, disorganized, dirty, pee in the shower and when they pee in the toilet they can't aim and only hit like 50%
    • good at math and exact sciences, often on detriment of art, humanities and "soft skills" (these are seen as gay and left for women)
    • hide their feelings, trash talk ever best friends, revealing feminine emotions is perceived as a weakness and sign of homosexuality
    • thinking only of sex, will have sex with every woman any time and everywhere, will have as many sexual partners as possible, however romantically will love only one woman, to the point of dying for her (but will rather die than marry her)
    • obsessed with and insecure about penis size
    • like cars, guns, military, machines in general, building and repairing "do it yourself" style, not reading manuals (that's for sissies), playing with model trains
    • at heart stay a little boy their whole lives, just need bigger and more expensive toys, never mature (from woman point of view)
      • grandpas:
        • "racist", no political correctness
        • like games such as bingo, crosswords and sudoku
        • pants pulled up high, newsboy cap
        • is a war veteran
        • constantly mentoring and giving advice, telling long, boring stories without a point due to senility and constantly digressing to other topics, bitching about how everything new sucks and back then it was much better
  • transsexual:
    • always male to female
    • always a programmer (or rather "coder", there exists nothing else a tranny can do
    • 100% insane, depressed, suicidal, self harm scars, no transsexual ever died of old age
    • either a cute trap or absolutely disgusting and hilariously failed transition
  • women (may also apply to gay men):
    • bad at driving, bad spatial skills
    • bad at logical thinking and math
    • manipulative, calculating, acting and pretending
    • passive aggressive
    • whores
    • bitches
    • good at multitasking, also potentially good "soft skills" like organizing people
    • gossip
    • gold diggers
    • don't know what they want, "no" can mean "yes" and vice versa
    • too emotional, especially on period
    • constantly talk and talk but if they get silent, you're in trouble
    • attracted to douchebags, assholes and money, golddigging, avoid nice guys
    • can distinguish and name different shades of similar colors
    • on board of a ship bring bad luck
    • love fashion, the color pink, romantic comedies, Barbie dolls, cleaning, ironing, cooking etc.
    • get good grades at school because of tryharding, memorization (without deep understanding), following rules and diligence, i.e. conformance (which the corrupt system rewards before talent and actual skill), but still can't catch up to men at math
    • well organized, keep everything in order, nice and clean, somehow never fart
    • secretly want to have sex with dogs rather than men
    • read manuals
    • if they read a book, it's a romantic novel or some emotional shit
    • best friends are diamonds
    • tryhard to achieve the same as men, but fail everytime
    • blonde, attractive ones:
      • extremely stupid, even among women
      • even more gold digging, lust only diamonds, expensive clothes and shoes
      • even bigger whores
    • grandmas:
      • always forcing you food so you get fat
      • constantly giving you money
      • can be surprisingly fearless and badass
      • if using technology, then only Facebook
• other:
  • art/humanities students:
    • broke, poor, hungry (see also PhD student)
    • "You want fries with that?", destined to work at McDonald's
    • too stupid to study real university
    • hippie, 100% does drugs
  • boomers:
    • use only ultra ancient technology, ignore (and have no clue about) anything modern, will forever use IRC
    • still use punchcards, program in assembly or possibly by physically soldering circuits
    • don't give a shit about political correctness, hate niggers and women in tech
    • fat, dirty, unkept beard, hippie outfit, drink beer
    • either conservative rightists or hippie
    • for chat only use IRC, email at worst
    • may dwell on Facebook
    • favorite bands are AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and such
    • mentally lives in the times of the "old economy", stable career, family, prosperity and happy retirement
    • succeeded at everything in life, has wife, house and kids
    • favorite video games include pong, pac-man and PDP-5 text adventures
  • doctors (of medicine):
    • unreadable handwriting
    • play golf
  • engineers:
    • solving "practical" problems with a pragmatic approach, use inaccurate and ugly and/or brute force but good enough/just works solutions, e.g. the infamous "engineer approximation" of pi is just 3
    • mathematicians and physicists see them as stupid, they're kind of too retarded to do actual math; on the other hand engineers are slightly better at practical life and socializing
    • pleased by things such as good welds, nice cable management and model trains
  • gingers:
    • have no soul
  • "hackers":
    • pale and skeleton skinny
    • very eccentric look
    • laptop covered in stickers
    • 3000 IQ
    • can hack anything at any time by furiously bashing keyboard, including ATMs, traffick lights and government databases
    • socially awkward, laughs like he's insane (which he probably is)
    • rebel, "anarchist", political activist
    • 21st century "hacker": furry transsexual gay, covered in tattoos and piercing, basically the worst abomination under the sun
  • lawyers:
    • lowest lifeform known to man, even below earthworms and cockroaches, parasites and leeches, slick and ruthless bastards with no conscience, only count won cases and money
    • no morals whatsoever, lie is their daily bread, will defend anyone
    • always wear suit and briefcase, even if it should be stuffed with hay
  • managers:
    • manipulative psychopathic subhumans, power hungry, cocksucing greedy materialists with zero empathy or sense of morality, only follow money
    • think that everything can be solved or accelerated by throwing more money at it
    • know absolutely nothing about the industry they manage (or anything else really), only obsessed with productivity of their slaves whom they push to overtimes and shitty working conditions for low pay
    • annoying, embodiment of evil, everyone hates them, kill all good ideas
    • busy 100% of the time, always on the phone (handsfree earbuds), just moving between meetings, wear luxury suits and drive expensive cars
    • use buzzwords, marketing speech, technobabble and jargon to appear qualified and cover up their incompetence
    • listen to motivational speeches before sleep, motivational posters cover whole walls of their offices
    • WHITEBOARD MEETING NOW!
    • wants to see tables, charts powepoint presentations and hear new ideas, even if it's absolute bullshit, just give him new charts every day
    • shark, only going FORWARD!
    • don't actually do anything, are absolutely unnecessary but have highest pay and steal all the credit
    • is actually dead inside and his personal relationships are always on the verge of destruction, but he keeps running from it by yelling at others, faking happiness, overspending at luxury, sex and drugs
    • fuck secretaries
  • mathematicians:
    • unusable in real life
    • absentminded, have autism, schizophrenia, asperger's or other kind of insanity
    • introverted and socially awkward to the max, don't know how to talk to people
    • weird as fuck, can be completely robotic or laugh uncontrollably at random occasions
    • obsessed with chalk
    • for some reason write equations on window sheets
    • can't understand anything that can't be described by equations, such as emotions
    • at one point may walk into the woods and start living as a hermit
    • random hobbies such as juggling or card tricks
  • millennials:
    • something between boomers and zoomers?
    • kind of poor and lazy and "leftist", but not as much as zoomers
    • failed at everything in life, has shitty job, no wife or kids
    • good with technology
    • from GenZ viewpoint almost equated to boomers
    • 90s enjoyers, connected to franchises like Harry Potter, Doom and Pokemon
    • disappointed with the world
    • favorite band is Linkin Park
    • drink beer with energy drinks
  • PhD students:
    • academic slaves
    • sleep deprived and hungry all the time, no money, impostor syndrome
    • publish publish publish publish publish
    • NOVELTY, INNOVATION, STATE OF THE ART, MUST MAKE A POSTER FOR MY PAPER ELSE I STARVE
    • ponytail
  • physicists:
    • popularly regarded as greatest geniuses, despite just being second grade mathematicians
    • what an engineer is to physicist a physicist is to mathematician
    • can't comprehend infinity
    • best candidate for "science popularizator", quantum this and quantum that, we're all made of star dust kinds! like and subscribe
  • policemen:
    • stupid
    • fat
    • eat doughnuts
    • biased against blacks
  • politicians:
    • worst human scum, corrupt, populist, talk only lies and more lies on top, backstab anyone, play dirty games
    • are able to speak for prolonged periods of time without actually saying anything
    • expensive suits, cars, houses, even if people are starving
    • fat and ugly
  • programmers:
    • white fat male neckbeard, has no life, socially awkward, lives in basement
    • genius, nerd, loves tabletop games, D&D and similar things
    • never had sex and never will
    • lives solely on coffee and pizza
  • zoomers:
    • broccoli haircut
    • defined by such garbage as Minecraft, Roblox and TikTok
    • can't do anything in real life, such as change a lightbulb or hammer a nail, can only operate smartphone
    • males are 3 meters tall but anorexic and thin like paper, weights 40 kg (this is the beauty ideal of a zoomer girl)
    • has no idea what gender or species he is, switches genders every few minutes
    • has 20 mental diseases, constant depression and contemplation of suicide, has self harm scars: paranoid schizo bipolar split personality with social anxiety, autism, "body dysmorphia", agoraphobia, OCD and ADHD is the standard base line -- despite breaking world records for simultaneously present crippling mental diseases he is able to function quite normally
    • techno slaves, against expectations very bad with technology -- is only a tech consumer but doesn't know how computers work (can't operate mouse, doesn't know what a file is, can't torrent, can't use email, can't do anything if it can't be done by issuing a voice command to a spy agent in his phone)
    • extremely short attention span, crippling laziness
    • antiwork
    • constantly worried about global heating, plastics and shit
    • addicted to consuming Internet content, without cell phone will die within a few hours
    • due to having grown up in extremely toxic capitalist dystopia, being forced to consume since birth and never knowing normal childhood and healthy habits, they are prone to developing unhealthy addictions to normal things that others can control without problems but which a zoomer will self destruct with, e.g.: masturbation and porn, energy drinks, consuming Internet, listening to music, playing games etc.
    • in general just most degenerated and doomed generation as of yet (of course, until the next one comes)
    • girls have gigantic asses and tits and wear outfit that highlights it even more
    • favorite video games include: Minecraft, Minecraft clones, Roblox, Roblox clones, DOTA, LOL, DOTA and LOL clones, Furry Rape Simulator (and its clones)

See Also

• race
• political correctness
• jokes
• languages

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