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Body Shaming
Your body sucks.
Ways in which your body can suck include:
- acne
- anal prolapse
- bad smell
- baldness
- being a dwarf or giant
- being albino like a vampire
- being anorexic
- being deformed in weird ways
- being hairy as fuck, like having hair growing out of ears and eyes and shit
- being fat
- being a mutant
- being pale like a corpse
- bitch face
- big tits (if man)
- brown (shit-colored) eyes
- Chinese eyes
- circumcision
- connected eyebrows
- curly hair
- curved penis
- dandruffs and all this kinda disgusting shit
- different length of legs
- disease
- dry skin
- egg shaped head
- extra chromosomes look
- eyes too far apart
- fake hair
- flappy ears like people from the UK
- flat chest
- flat feet
- freckles
- gigantic or wrong color nipples
- gray/white hair
- having more holes than God intended
- huge ass (subjective)
- invisible things that still make your body sucks such as allergy, bad eyesight, anosmia, lactose intolerance, small brain, low IQ, fragile bones, missing a kidney etc.
- lazy eye
- left and right tits not the same size
- looking like a clown because of fucked up plastic surgery
- long tongue
- looking like Serena Williams
- missing (or extra) limbs, fingers and other body parts
- 1 km wide mouth like Steven Tyler
- missing eyebrows because of chemotherapy
- multiple penises (yes, it exists)
- nipple count != 2
- no muscle
- oily skin
- O shaped legs { I have this lol. ~drummyfish }
- outer belly button, GROSS
- paralysis, dragging around dead weight body parts you can't control
- pussy prolapse
- red hair
- red nose because of too much booze
- saggy tits
- scars
- shaving your chest and arms as a male is absolutely vomit inducing disgusting shit
- shitty voice
- short dick, see also micropenis
- silicon breasts
- slanted eyes
- small tits (if woman)
- sweating like a pig
- wrong skin color
- tattoo
- thumb on feet too far apart from other fingers { I have this too, actually it's good for climbing trees and picking stuff up with my feet, I think I'm evolving back to a monkey. ~drummyfish }
- too long neck like a giraffe
- tumors
- ugly face
- visible veins
- warts and birthmarks, DISGUSTING AF
- WEIRD nose shape, like too big or split like Gerard Depardieu, curved nose like Jews, pointing to one side, too flat, too short, long nose like a witch, Voldemort nose etc.
- weird skin conditions like these weird spots when you look like a rotting zombie dalmatin or whatever it's called
- weirdly shaped spine
- weird teeth like under or overbite or rabbit teeth or even missing teeth (UNACCEPTABLE), space between teeth, rotten teeth
- wrinkles
- X shaped legs
- ...
If you found yourself on the list congratulations, you are a freak. The point is we still love you ugly weirdo, stop being obsessed with your look cunt.
WARNING: This article may have contained trigger topics.
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