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Update Culture

Update culture is a highly harmful, generally established mindset emerging in a capitalist society which demands constant updates in all aspects of life -- to us most importantly updates of software, hardware and electronic devices, but also other things such as keeping up with latest news, politics, trends, memes, fashion and so on. In technology this manifests by developers of a (typically bloated) program creating frequent modifications called "updates" (sometimes also more sneakily masked under terms such as progress or modernization) and forcing users to keep consuming them, e.g. by deprecating or neglecting old versions, dropping backwards compatibility (e.g. Python) or by downright forcing updates in code. This often manifests by a familiar pop-up message:

"Your software is too old, please update to the latest version."

In software this process is a lot of times automatized and known as autoupdates, but update culture encompasses more than this, it's the whole mentality of having to constantly keep up, update one's software, hardware and other products, it is part of fear culture, bullshit and consumerism. Normies get all neurotic when they haven't received their weekly updates that give them new content or fake sense of "security". The truth is updates break more things that they fix and make software progressively shittier. STOP FUCKING UPDATING EVERYTHING EVERY 3 SECONDS YOU IDIOTS. Good software is written once and works for hundreds of years without maintenance.

A typical example falling under update culture are web browsers or proprietary operating systems that strive for bloat monopoly. Normalizing the practice of having to consume updates leads to the convenient opportunity for abuse of users: with the stuff you need you may be fed stuff you don't want.

Update culture embraces and forces artificial obsolescence as a part of increasing consumerism, the issue became known as planned obsolescence: not only we stopped investing energy into making technology last, even if the investment would be small and well worth it, we now even invest ADDITIONAL energy into programming technology to break on purpose if it would naturally last "too long" -- that would be an obstacle to consumerism. Whereas planned obsolescence is usually seen narrowly as a specific phenomenon manifested in electronic devices, update culture encompasses the same ideas taken to wider scales and contexts and normalizing them in our culture -- for example new communication protocols will be created despite diminishing returns or even their complete uselessness, for no other reason than that we've been using our current protocols for too long. Update culture sees it as inherently stupid and shameful to keep using old things, without asking why. Under this culture if you ask "Why should I start using the new thing?" you'll simply get an answer "Because you don't want to be using a technology from 1990s you retard" -- there has been a thinking shortcut established for "old = bad", and so maybe we'll soon start making cars with square wheels only because the wheel is such an old invention. Under update culture you will also often hear completely irrational questions such as "Is this old video game still fun in [CURRENT YEAR]?" -- of course if the game was fun back when it was new, it is still fun today, only a retard could think fun can somehow evaporate from an unchanging piece of art -- yes, of course the game may seize to be fun to us because WE changed, but the point here is that there is now an established culture by which we perceive even values in art as temporary and evaporating, which is shown by how the question is formulated.

Let's stress again that update culture is NOT limited to computers or technology, hell no. It is the mood of the whole society and applies to things such as fashion, business, gossip, watching TV news every day, browsing social media or constantly updating laws, it is the acceptance and approval of living in a constant stress of having to extort extreme amounts of energy just to keep up with artificially made up bullshit, to race against oneself and others in a never ending artificially sustained race with no winners, just with extremely exhausted participants. Current system of law requires constant everyday maintenance that's extremely costly, law needs to be constantly remade and rewritten to reflect any emerging trend in society because it is so unbelievably complex and tries to encompass every single aspect of our society. Of course we eventually oppose any kind of formal law, however the kind of update culture law is yet orders of magnitude worse -- if we see law as a tool to serve society, this kind of law is an utterly shitty tool similar to a hammer that has to be repaired every second just to keep functioning.

Software updates are usually justified by "muh security" and "muh modern features". Users who want to avoid these updates or simply can't install them, e.g. due to using old incompatible hardware or missing dependency packages, are ridiculed as poorfags, idiots and their suffering is ignored. In fact, update culture is cancer because:

Inb4 IPv7.


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