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People
"People are retarded." --Osho
All people are idiots, love all of them, never
make anyone a leader. So far people seem
to be mentally the most inferior of all species on Earth, the only thing stupider than people are feminists and capitalists (which is basically the same
thing). Humans possess high level of intelligence which allows them to
be extremely stupid, much more than other organisms can dream of -- just
like playing the worst chess moves requires deep
understanding of chess, behaving in most stupid ways possible requires
an intellect capable of deducing what is indeed the most stupid thing to
do at any given time -- at this humans excel. People are the worst thing
that ever appeared since even before our universe started to exist.
Remember: a cover mostly says just enough about the book.
Here is a list of people notable in technology or in other ways
related to LRS.
- Aaron Fletcher:
voluntarily homeless minimalist guy traveling with a bunch of
sheep
- Aaron Swartz: famous
computer prodigy activist involved in creation of famous things like Reddit, RSS and Creative Commons, suicided at 26
- Adam Smith: worst
dipshit retard in whole history, advocate of self interest and greed, faggot beyond any
imagination
- Alan Cox: famous Linux contributor, used to be considered second in
command after Torvalds
- Alan Kay: oldfag hacker,
inventor of Smalltalk
- Albert Einstein: 20th
century jewish physicist, author of theory of relativity, pacifist and socialist, popularly regarded as one of the most
brilliant geniuses in history
- Alan Turing: 20th century
mathematician, father of computer science, gay, suicided after heavy
state bullying and torture for being gay
- Alexandre Oliva:
free software advocate, founding member
of FSFLA, maintainer of Linux-libre
- Amlux (https://pantsuprophet.xyz):
scholar, philosopher, polyglot, writer and thinker, one of the wisest
souls on the Internet, focusing a lot on the problems of climate and
environment but also whole society, with many ideas and goals aligned
with our own, also an example of a based American
- Ashley Jones:
Internet girl, one of very few specimens of a based woman, also a based
American
- Bill Gates: founder and
CEO of Micro$oft, huge faggot
- Blitzdoughnuts:
amazing human, libre game programmer, kind
and loving, very smart and wise, example of a based American
- Bobby Tables: full
name
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--, appeared in xkcd 327, see also SQL injection
- Buddha (Siddhartha
Gautama): started buddhism, a religion seeking
enlightenment attained by searching for the ultimate truth and so
freeing oneself from all desire
- Charles Moore:
inventor of Forth, advocate of software minimalism, oldschool hacker
- Christopher
Knight AKA The Maine Hermit: based guy who left society and
lived completely alone for 27 years, proving that human is not a social
animal.
- Christoph Lohmann (20h):
former member of suckless, now a "CEO" of Bitreich
- David Hampson:
extremely based man who keeps going to prison
just by standing in the middle of the road and then refuses to talk to
anyone, including the judge, his own layer, psychiatrist and anyone
else, even though he can speak perfectly well
- David Mondou-Labbe ("""Devine Lu Linvega"""): some
weird narcissist soyboy making minimalist stuff, 100r member, cryptocapitalist, pseudoleftist fascist, heavily utilizing NC licenses
- Dennis Ritchie:
creator of C language and co-creator of Unix
- Diogenes: based Greek
philosopher who opposed all authorities in very cool ways
- Dirt Wizard (Lafe Spietz, Trash Robot): author of
Trash Magic, physics PhD, shizo-ish utopian philosopher
- Donald Knuth: computer
scientist, Turing-award winner, author of the famous Art of Computer Programming books and the TeX typesetting system
- drummyfish (Miloslav
Číž): creator of LRS, a few programs and this wiki, anarcho-pacifist, born and living in Czechia
- Eric S. Raymond: oldschool
hacker turned capitalist, proponent of open
$ource, desperately trying to be popular, co-founder of OSI and tech writer (Jargon
File, CatB, ...)
- Fabrice Bellard:
legendary programmer, made many famous programs such as ffmpeg, tcc, TinyGL etc.
- Geoffrey Knauth:
very shitty president of Free
Software Foundation since 2020 who embraces proprietary software lol
- Grigori Perelman based
Russian mathematician who solved one of the biggest problems in math (Poincare conjecture), then refused
Fields medal and million dollar prize, refuses to talk to anyone and
make hero of himself, just sent a huge
fuck you to the system
- Hitler (AKA
Fuhrer): boss of Nazis, caused
Holocaust, started WWII etcetc., considered "worst human in
history"
- Jara Cimrman: a
fictional Czech universal genius that basically
secretly invented everything but was forgotten by history, it's the whole country's inside joke
- Jason Scott: quite
famous archivist and filmmaker (maintains e.g. textfiles.com), focused
on old hacker/boomer tech like BBSes
- Jesus: probably the most
famous guy in history, had a nice teaching of nonviolence and love
- Jimmy Wales:
co-founder of Wikipedia
- John Carmack:
legendary game (Doom, Quake, ...) and graphics
developer, often called a programming god
- John Gilmore:
oldschool hacker, founder of Electronic Frontier Foundation
- John Romero: legendary
oldschool game dev, co-creator of Doom, known
especially for his brilliant map design, allegedly has a condition by
which he remembers every day of his past
- John von Neumann:
early 20th century multidisciplinary genius, one of the greatest computer scientists of all time, also famous for
huge IQ and being a human calculator
- Jonathan Blow:
mainstream proprietary indie game developer of puzzle games such as
Braid and The Witness, kind of a celebrity of indie game dev, mostly
retarded but sometimes says something based out of context, some people
love him, some hate him
- Karl Marx: jewish
intellectual, philosopher, started Marxism
- Ken Silverman:
famous oldschool 3D engine programmer (Duke Nukem
3D's BUILD engine, ...), sadly
proprietaryfag
- Ken Thompson: hacker
legend, co-creator of Unix, C
and Go
- Kurt Godel:
mathematician famous for his groundbreaking incompleteness theorems
proving that logic itself has intrinsic
limitations, was a tinfoil schizo and died of starvation believing his
food to be poisoned
- Larry Sanger:
co-founder of Wikipedia, also one of its
biggest critics
- Larry Wall: creator of
Perl language, linguist, Christian
- Lawrence Lessig: lawyer,
founder of free culture movement and Creative Commons, critic of copyright
- Lev Nikolayevich
Tolstoy: Russian writer -- regarded among the best of all
times -- said to have been an anarcho
pacifist
- Linus Torvalds:
Finnish programmer who created Linux and git
- Luke Smith: suckless vlogger/celebrity
- Mahatma Gandhi: Indian man
who greatly utilized and popularized nonviolence
- Melvin Kaye aka Mel: genius
old time programmer that appears in hacker
lore (Story of Mel)
- Mental Outlaw: suckless vlogger/celebrity
- Mother Teresa
- Nils M Holm: creator of minimalist languages and
compilers (notably T3X), buddhist
- Nina Paley: female artist, one of the most famous proponents of
free culture
- Noam Chomsky: one of
the most famous intellectuals, linguist notable in theoretical compsci, jew,
anarchist
- Oscar Toledo G.: programmer
of tiny programs and games (e.g. the smallest chess program), sadly proprietary winfag
- Osho: some kinda guru,
TODO
- Petr Chelcicky: old
time anarcho pacifist
- Richard Stallman: inventor of
free software and copyleft, founder of GNU and
FSF, hacker, also created emacs, probably another based American
- Rob Pike: oldschool
hacker strayed from the path of good, involved in Unix, Plan 9 and go, looks gay
- Roy Schestowitz:
PhD journalist, running Techrights, revealing corruption in
technology
- Stalin: most famous Soviet Union dictator
- Stephen Gough (naked
rambler): based guy who refuses to wear clothes, is bullied by
society and kept in prison
- Steve Jobs: founder and
CEO of Apple, huge retard and dickhead
- Ted Kaczynski: AKA
the Unabomber, mathematician, prodigy, primitivist and mass murderer who
pointed out the dangers of modern technology
- Terry Davis: deceased
schizophrenic genius, creator of Temple OS,
became a tech meme
- Tom Murphy VII (Tom7):
researcher, famous SIGBOVIK contributor and
YouTuber
- Uriel M. Pereira: deceased
(suicided) member of the suckless/cat-v community,
"philosopher"
- Virgil Dupras: creator of
Collapse OS and Dusk
OS
- viznut (Ville-Matias
Heikkilä): creator or countercomplex, demoscener, minimalist programmer, inventor of
bytebeat, hacker, collapse "prepper",
seems to be an SJW
- ...
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