{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. 4chan, Jargon File or from RMS, some I made myself. Huge thanks goes to Wiktionary for providing a very detailed, comprehensive list of ethnic slurs and derogatory/offensive terms. ~drummyfish }
{ Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }
| mainstream | correct/cooler/funnier |
|---|---|
| academia | academentia |
| African | African't, Africunt, Africoon |
| Afroamerican | nigger, negro |
| Amazon | Scamazon |
| Amazon Kindle | Amazon Swindle |
| American | Americunt, AmeriKKKunt, Amerifag, Ameritard, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't |
| American football | handegg |
| anime | tranime, animeme |
| Apple user | iToddler, iDiot, iPhag |
| Arch | Arse |
| AI | gAI, artificial stupidity, artificial inelegance |
| Asperger's syndrome | assburger, asspie, asparagus |
| assertiveness | assholism |
| autistic | acoustic, retarded |
| average citizen | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, muggle, retard, ... |
| Bill Gates | Bill Gayte$ |
| black | nigger |
| blackbox | niggerbox |
| Blender | Blunder |
| Brave browser | Slave browser |
| Brazilian | Brownzilian |
| business model | rape strategy |
| busybox | pussybox |
| censorship | censorshit |
| CEO | capitalist evil oppressor |
| China | Chinkland |
| cloud computing | clown computing |
| cloudflare | fartcloud, cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare |
| code of conduct (COC) | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK |
| comun | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish } |
| consume | consoom (see also coom) |
| content creator | digital clown |
| content delivery network | censorship delivery network |
| control | controll |
| copyright | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape |
| CSS | cascading stylish shit |
| C++ | crippled C, C--, C卐卐, C👎👎 |
| DIY | don't injure yourself |
| Debian | Lesbian |
| democracy | demoncracy, democrazy, demoKKKracy, popularity contest |
| dealership | stealership |
| demonetization | demonization, demonification |
| disclaimer | disc lamer |
| digital garden | digital swamp |
| digital rights management (DRM) | digital restrictions management |
| Discord | Discunt |
| docker | cocker? bloater? |
| DuskOS | DuckOS, DustOS |
| EA | electronic AIDS, egoistic assholes |
| eathlete | progamer |
| economy | money religion |
| "education" | edjewcation |
| Elon Musk | E-loan Must? Elonged Mast? Felon Max |
| encryption | bloatcryption |
| entrepreneur | murderer |
| esports | progaming |
| Facebook user | zucker, used |
| fair trade | fair rape |
| feminism | feminazism, femifascism |
| Firefox | Furryfox |
| floating point | bloating point |
| gaming | gayming |
| GaymeBoy | GayBoy |
| geek | retard |
| German | Germ, Deutschbag |
| Germany | Hitlerland |
| global warming | global heating |
| Goolag, Jewgle | |
| Gmail | Gfail |
| GNU | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable, GOON, GNO |
| Grokipedia | Muskpedia, Elonpedia |
| Hyperbola | Hyperbloat |
| identity | pose |
| Immanuel Kant | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D) |
| incest | wincest |
| influencer | manipulator, brainwasher, propagandist |
| Intel | Incel |
| interactive | hyperactive |
| internet | interNEET |
| Internet Explorer | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter |
| Internet of things | Internet of stinks/stings |
| iPad | iBad, iSad |
| iPhone | spyPhone |
| Israel | Israhell, Pissrael, Isn'treal |
| Italy | Shitaly |
| JavaScript | HitlerScript, JavaShit, JavaScripple, JewScript |
| job/work/carreer | slavery |
| knowledge graph | schizo graph (thanks Ramon :D) |
| Korea | Samsung Republic |
| "left" | pseudoleft, SJW |
| LGBT | FGTS, TTTT, LGBTQ卐, LGBTWTF, LGBTQHIV+, gaystapo, gaytards, fagscists |
| liberal | libtard |
| LibreQuake | TroonQuake |
| "Linux" | GNU, lunix, loonix, LGBTinux |
| logic gate | logic gayte |
| Macintosh | Macintoy, Macintra$h, Maggotbox |
| Microsoft | Macro$hit, Macro$uck, Microslop |
| microtransaction | microtheft |
| Minecraft | Minecrap, Minetest |
| moderation | censorship |
| modern | malicious, shitty |
| Mr. Beast | Mr. Breast |
| Muslim | Mudslime, carpet kisser, Allah snackbar |
| .NET | .NEET |
| Netflix | Wokeflix, NEETflix |
| network | notwork |
| neurodivergent | retarded, subnormal, neuroretarded, neurotarded, neurorainbow |
| neurotypical | typical retard |
| New York | Jew York |
| NFS | nightmare file system |
| Niger | Nigger |
| Nigeria | Niggeria |
| Nintendo | Nintendont |
| NPOV | normie/NPC point of view |
| NSA | national spying agency |
| null hypothesis significance test | null ritual |
| NVidia | NoVidya |
| object oriented programming (OOP) | object obsessed programming, POO |
| object oriented | objectfuscated |
| objective C | objectionable C |
| openbsd | openbased |
| open source | open bloat |
| peer-reviewed | peer-censored |
| "person" | man, p-word, faggot |
| Photoshopped | GIMPed |
| piracy | grand theft software |
| PlayStation | GayStation |
| plug and play | plug and pray |
| political correctness | political cowardice |
| popularization | retardization, normiefication |
| proprietary service | disservice |
| proof of work | proof of waste, planet heater, C02 increaser |
| pseudo 3D | primitive 3D |
| remaster(ed) | disaster(ed) |
| republican | republiKKKan |
| Richard Stallman | Richard Stoolman |
| Rust | Ru$t |
| "society" | soyciety |
| "socialism" | soycialism |
| school | indoctrination center |
| Singapore | Singapoor |
| "science" | soyence |
| soccer | football |
| software as a service (SAAS) | service as a software substitute (SAASS) |
| Steve Jobs | Steve Jewbs |
| streamer | screamer |
| subscription | microrape |
| suckless | suckass |
| Sweden | SJWeden |
| systemd | shitstemd, soystemd |
| Thinkpad | Stinkpad, Thinknot |
| TikTok | ShitTok |
| "to google" | look up, search, find |
| tumblr | dumblr |
| titter, twatter, shitter | |
| Ubuntu | Ucuntu |
| Unicode | Unicorn |
| union | jewnion |
| United States of America | United Shitholes of A., burgerland, U.S.gay, Jewnited States of A., AmeriKKKa |
| user (of a proprietary system) | used, lusr |
| using JavaScript | JavaScrippled |
| voice assistant | personal spy agent |
| wayland | whyland |
| webassembly | weebassembly |
| website | webshite |
| Wikipedia | Wokepedia, Dickipedia |
| Wikipedian | wikipedo |
| Windows | Winshit, Windoze, Binbows, Winbloat, Losedows, Backdoors? :D Widows? |
| woke | ewok |
| woman | femoid, womeme |
| work | slavery |
| world wide web | world wide wait |
| YouTube | JewTube, ThemTube |
Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, faggot, fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, nigger, retard, subhuman, ugly.
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