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Adolf Hitler was a painter who killed several million Jews.^([citation needed]) Widely regarded as the absolute worst human in whole history, his name itself has become a common insult, argument fallacy, synonym of evil, cruelty and satanic behavior. He is best known for having been the leader of Nazis, starting World War II and conducting genocide of Jews. The most memorable part of his image was definitely the toothbrush moustache he wore, undercut hair and strong voice he combined with theatrical performance to deliver speeches that captured crowds of millions (basically like today's TikTok celebrities).
How many jews exactly he killed is a subject of very controversial debates, but for example in many parts of Europe it is now REQUIRED BY LAW to acknowledge at least 6 million OR ELSE -- if you argue it was fewer, even by ONE jew, you are officially committing the crime of "Holocaust denial" (see also wrongthink). In any case the facts speak that he was the head of the Nazi party (NSDAP) -- which openly fanatically hated Jews -- later on also the head of whole Germany -- there he was called Fuhrer ("leader") -- and, most importantly, started World War II, the deadliest conflict in whole history with countless millions of victims on all sides; he was a militant nationalist fascist, racist (in the TRUE sense of the world) and a state capitalist -- i.e. probably an incarnation of devil himself. In reality he was no different from an average CEO in our current days: the word "impossible" didn't exist in Hitler's dictionary. He was a great, highly respected leader, patriot loving his country above all, an amazing inspirational speaker with unique, memorable image, a charismatic, confident, productive and assertive psychopath chasing his goal tirelessly by any means necessary, who dedicated everything to his vision and worked day and night to achieve it, who created order by force, brought what he perceived as justice, who gave people great many jobs and achieved unprecedented technological progress, created many industries and on top he was a war hero -- this in essence is what every American ever strives to be. He really was just like Churchill with only one difference: he lost the war. His methods for maximizing self interest through populism, force, fear and political flexibility were so successful in fact that they were subsequently adopted by the whole western world, our current society can now be viewed as consisting solely of aspiring Hitlers: everyone who means anything in our highly competitive capitalist society has to master the essential skills of lying, manipulation, populist rhetoric, abuse of power, dirty political games, propaganda, scaremongering and a myriad of others. In this Hitler was very ahead of his time and did away with all the naive thinkers who thought it was possible to achieve things by legitimate, even ethical means.
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Just like every capitalist/leader/entrepreneur/etc. he only lived thinking about competition and showed us what is needed if you take competing seriously and truly WANT to win, not just participate. Hitler was basically a pseudoleftist and his methods are mimicked by modern pseudoleft, most notably LGBT and feminism. For example:
His life in tl;dr: he was born on 20 April 1889 in Austria (which back then was part of Austria-Hungary empire). He was interested in painting but wasn't successful, he got rejected from art school. He fought in World War I. Then he joined a small political party of which he became a leader and renamed it to National Socialist German Workers' Party, also known as Nazi party. Meanwhile he also managed to get into some trouble trouble and get into prison for a while where he wrote his famous book called Mein Kampf ("My Fight") -- this was kind of his "manifesto". The Nazi party went on to become very successful, owing a lot to the fact that after the lost war Germany was bullied and miserable, Hitler promised to "make Germany great again", to give everyone "jobs", he blamed all the problems on Jews etc. (see also Trump). He was also a very good public speaker who put stress on his image -- the most memorable part of it was, of course, his toothbrush mustache. All in all he got very popular and ended up being the head of the state (chancellor) and in 1939 started the war by invading Poland. On 30 April 1945 it was clear he lost the war -- hidden in an underground bunker in Berlin, knowing all hope was lost, he killed himself -- he took poison and then shot himself; immediately after this his body was burned as he ordered.
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