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Flatland
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions is an amazing book from 1884, now completely in the safe/strong public domain, whose story takes place in a
flat plane, a two dimensional
world inhabited by sentient two dimensional geometric shapes (men being
polygons, women just line segments). The book is classified as mathematical fantasy --
besides being a very rare case of an exceptional quality completely
public domain fantasy before The Lord of the
Rings, it is also both a social criticism and an interesting and entertaining examination of
mathematical and scientific concepts such as "how would two dimensional
beings build their houses?", "how would they see?" etc. Flatland was
written by Edwin Abbott Abbott, an English theologian, priest and
teacher. There were sequels and spinoffs written by other people, even
movies, but these aren't generally in the public domain yet.
{ As the book is in the safe public domain, I won't restrain from
going on deeper on summarizing the plot etc., legal dangers of any
"infringements" are quite definitely zero here. YES, I know I can
summarize plots even of proprietary works, but this wiki goes further,
it want to also ensure that someone can e.g. take the plot and turn in
into a video game, which in cases like fair use could lead to
infringements. ~drummyfish }
From now on expect spoilers :)
The book is written as a narration by a square, an upper middle class
shape, and describes all the peculiarities of living in Flatland,
talking directly to the reader, a supposed inhabitant of "Spaceland"
(the 3D world). The year in the book is 1999 of the Flatland world. The
book explains and explores spaces of different dimensions, firstly mathematically and then as a
social topic -- the square protagonist essentially starts thinking about
the possibility that besides his 2D universe there might exist worlds of
different dimensions -- at first he dreams about being in 1D land --
Lineland -- and later, at the turn of the millennium, he is visited by a
sphere from the 3D world, a sort of alien to the
square, but the sphere is able to convince the square that it came from
a higher dimensional space. The ideas of existence of different
dimensions are consequently seen as a kind of lunacy and heresy by
others, he is basically seen as a schizo and
conspiracy theorist and gets in trouble for his freethinking, just like
many of those who in the past questioned religious orthodoxy or those
who nowadays question official "science".
Examination of the 0 dimensional space, Pointland, also appears in the
story.
The following are some further details about the work:
- Men are polygons, more sides
implies higher class, within a single class the polygon
regularity further implies one's social standing. Triangles are lowest class of men, among these
the lowest are irregular triangles (soldiers, their sharp point makes
them good at fighting) with two long and one short side because these
are kind of closer to a mere line segment (woman). Equal sided triangles
are the middle class. Squares and pentagons are professional workers. Noblemen
begin at hexagons. The highest class are circles, i.e. polygons in which the number of sides
is so numerous they appear to be smooth all around -- these are the
priests. A man's male descendant will typically have one more side than
his father, rising in social class, but this doesn't always happen and
is less common among lower classes, with isoscele soldiers only rarely
having such children (it requires some effort, like spiritual exercise
and intermarriages).
- Women are just line segments, implying several things --
firstly a line segment is basically the lowest possible polygon, a
degenerated triangle, i.e. by this a woman is even below the lowest
class of men (triangles). Furthermore for its geometric shape a woman is
dangerous and can be sneaky as from certain angles she just cannot be
seen -- one can bump into her and get injured (as a one dimensional
shape she is very sharp, even more than a soldier), which, as the author
notes, is further made worse by women being extremely dumb and acting
mostly just on instinct. For this women are required by law to wiggle
their butts (which they actually started to like doing as a kind of
fashion trend -- yes, just like twerking) and make noise when moving
around in public.
- World directions can be distinguished thanks to a
law of nature in Flatland that creates a slight but constant attraction
towards south, making rain fall from north. This could be explained by
Flatland being located on a slightly tilted plane within Spaceland.
- Sight of Flatlanders is also explained -- seeing in
this world poses difficulties -- everything looks like a line and a
Flatlander always has just one eye -- so the senses of hearing and touch
are mentioned to be highly developed to provide additional help (though
distinguishing by voice is seen as more of a pleb thing, not much
practiced by aristocrats who prefer using sight). Fog also helps.
Colors exist and could aid
seeing greatly, but their use is highly regulated (read forbidden) by
the Universal Color Bill because in history
color firstly caused some trouble (like women shading themselves to look
like circles) and secondly nobility wanted to keep the precious art of
sight recognition to themselves, so they just banned it despite it
killing all art etc. (Basically what copyright does nowadays etc.)
- Sizes are mentioned in common units, a Flatlander is about a foot or
so in size, though whether their foot corresponds to our foot isn't
clear.
- Light is present everywhere
and at all times -- the origin of light is unknown to Flatland society
but the protagonist hints on the heretic idea that light in fact comes
from the Spaceland, in which Flatland is embedded.
- Houses are most commonly pentagonal (sharper shapes
are forbidden to prevent injuries), with roofs protecting against rain
and they have no windows (as light is everywhere). West side has a big
entrance for men, east a smaller entrance for women.
- The book spawns a possible free
universe, which may furthermore be quite friendly to e.g.
making computer games (2D games are easier to make
than 3D ones, also no need for many assets etc.).
- The book is in the safe public
domain, i.e. it was published before 1900, author has been
dead for nearly 100 years, so even in countries with strictest copyright
it should be fine.
- There is some nice sexist bashing of women :D E.g.
"[soldiers are] creatures almost on a level with women in their lack of
intelligence", "[women are] wholly devoid of brainpower" etc. That's
very cool and refreshing.
- ...
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